Here are some bunch of collected ironic quotes about death. Funny as may it seems, but there are certain truths behind those honest to goodness funny ironic quotes. "Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.""I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." "To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.""My father died of cancer when I was a teenager....

Here are some handpicked ironic quotes about love. These are my personal favorites. Hope you like it as much as I enjoyed sharing it with you."Women marry men hoping they will change.Men marry women hoping they will not.So each is inevitably disappointed." "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.""If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so...