Here are some handpicked ironic quotes about love. These are my personal favorites. Hope you like it as much as I enjoyed sharing it with you.

"Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed."

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?"

"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him."

"I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands."

"It is impossible to love and be wise."

"To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."

"When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is."

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late."

"When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him"

"Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others."

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.—"

"The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman."

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once"

"A wife is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single."


Please feel free to add your favorite funny ironic love quotes along with your comments and I'm more than happy to add them up in the post. Thank you and see you again next time.